Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I am fairly certain I could go on for pages and pages of things that I haven't done over the last 2 weeks. I'll try to keep it reasonable for you though!
I did not let Sawyer empty an entire box of Ziploc bags simply because he FINALLY wasn't whining. He has been super whiney since we got home and the quiet I had for 15 minutes was totally worth it.
The flash was a little bright :)
A good portion of my packed stuff from vacation is not still packed. I did not just wash the smelly wet stuff and leave the clean stuff packed for going on 5 days. Nope not me.
I have not been on retirement from crochet for too long. In the last 2 weeks I have probably crocheted maybe 2 hours total. Not acceptable.
I did not completely lose my cool in a restaurant that led to me banging on the managers door and proceeding to tell her what a shithole the place and service were....with 3 kids in tow. Yeah, not one of my finer moments but man I was pissed! I am fairly certain Karly and her friend thought I may kill someone.
My son did not get into a dead rotting bucket of bait spilling it all over himself and squishing the shrimp and squid in total delight. While I was cleaning up this disgusting putrid mess he did not get into a can of tobacco (not ours) spilling it all over himself and the floor. Nope, not my son. He is never mischievous.
Now...what didn't you do???