Monday, June 28, 2010

Not Me




Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not spend hours over the course of 3 days cleaning my craft/laundry room and neglect the rest of the house...severely. I still do not have what appears to be 10 loads of laundry waiting for me.

I did not eat a king size Hersheys and a roll of Shocktarts...the same night. Nope that is a total fatty move, I would NEVER do such a thing!

My son did not crap in the tub when I was already running behind. I was not getting ready and watching him through the mirror and unable to see the bottom of the tub. Karly did not say "what is he playing with...oh my gosh its a turd!!!!" I did not yank him from the tub and proceed to fish the turds out with a cup. Turd in cup I rotate around to dump it in the toilet only to find my sweet 1 year old naked and happily using his fishing pole to fish in the toilet. Awesome. I did not contemplate snapping a picture before pulling him and the pole away from the toilet.

The same said son did not spill my entire cup of coffee in my keyboard and husband's computer controller. I would never leave my cup of coffee setting out hours into the day. If I did I still wouldn't be bitter that all my keys are sticking and the both items will need to be replaced ASAP!
What didn't you do??

12 comments:

cfoxes33 said...

Oh my.

tenenda said...

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living_dead_babe said...

OO I have so been there with the keyboard mine has actually gotten better not sticky anymore yea that took awhile few weeks ----The turd fishing is so funny --I remeber when my 2 girls were in the tub years back and the younber one turded I was laughing so hard while they were freaking out their drama made it more funny--wish you would have got a pic of him with that pole in the toliet

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Sara said...

Atleast he didn't spill a cup-o-turd on the computer! that would not have been good. hahah!

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Jamie said...

There's nothing wrong with wanting to snap pictures of those kinds of things! I always feel bad because when my kids are in terrible predicaments, I leave them in the situation until I find a camera and snap a picture! lol

Kathleen said...

To stinking funny!!! You have had quite a week of NOT doing things. Why is it as soon as we clean one area the next is a huge mess again? Thanks for dropping by my blog today!

Kathleen

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Erica said...

haha love the turd in the tub story :) made my day!!!

rose said...

sounds like a few days i have had myself! love the poop in the tub story. i have been following for a while and for some reason hadn't actually "joined". dahh....sorry!