Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did not spend hours over the course of 3 days cleaning my craft/laundry room and neglect the rest of the house...severely. I still do not have what appears to be 10 loads of laundry waiting for me.
I did not eat a king size Hersheys and a roll of Shocktarts...the same night. Nope that is a total fatty move, I would NEVER do such a thing!
My son did not crap in the tub when I was already running behind. I was not getting ready and watching him through the mirror and unable to see the bottom of the tub. Karly did not say "what is he playing with...oh my gosh its a turd!!!!" I did not yank him from the tub and proceed to fish the turds out with a cup. Turd in cup I rotate around to dump it in the toilet only to find my sweet 1 year old naked and happily using his fishing pole to fish in the toilet. Awesome. I did not contemplate snapping a picture before pulling him and the pole away from the toilet.
The same said son did not spill my entire cup of coffee in my keyboard and husband's computer controller. I would never leave my cup of coffee setting out hours into the day. If I did I still wouldn't be bitter that all my keys are sticking and the both items will need to be replaced ASAP!
What didn't you do??